Saturday, December 03, 2005

Pants on Fire

ANDY: I am such a great liar. It is soooo easy for me to lie all the time. I bet I could pass a lie detector test easily.

ME: You're putting your shirt on backwards, there, Master Manipulator.

ANDY: (puppy-dog eyed) I love you so much......

(with fervent emotion, recalling our wedding day) I DO

ME: (aghast) That was just evil.


Blogger Candace said...

Oh. Bad, bad, boy.

7:46 AM  
Anonymous ozma said...

I don't know about that--does a great liar tell everyone what a great liar he or she is? He's already disqualified himself.

That movie you describe below sounds terrifying...but it actually sounds like the kind of thing I would have freaked about less as a child than I do now.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Erica said...

For Andy's sake, I hope your living room couch doubles as a comfy guest bed. No free coffee, and now this? He's a man who likes living on the edge, I'll grant him that.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Tracy Lynn said...

I agree with Erica- Andy must like living on the razor's edge. That shit can bite you in the ass....

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the below post... Can I help it? Obviously I am from corrupt stock. I mean, C'mon!

7:19 PM  
Blogger grudge girl said...

...Hanging on the telephone wire!

1:09 PM  

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