Pants on Fire
ANDY: I am such a great liar. It is soooo easy for me to lie all the time. I bet I could pass a lie detector test easily.
ME: You're putting your shirt on backwards, there, Master Manipulator.
ANDY: (puppy-dog eyed) I love you so much......
(with fervent emotion, recalling our wedding day) I DO
ME: (aghast) That was just evil.
ME: You're putting your shirt on backwards, there, Master Manipulator.
ANDY: (puppy-dog eyed) I love you so much......
(with fervent emotion, recalling our wedding day) I DO
ME: (aghast) That was just evil.
posted by grudge girl at 8:45 PM
6 Comments:
Oh. Bad, bad, boy.
I don't know about that--does a great liar tell everyone what a great liar he or she is? He's already disqualified himself.
That movie you describe below sounds terrifying...but it actually sounds like the kind of thing I would have freaked about less as a child than I do now.
For Andy's sake, I hope your living room couch doubles as a comfy guest bed. No free coffee, and now this? He's a man who likes living on the edge, I'll grant him that.
I agree with Erica- Andy must like living on the razor's edge. That shit can bite you in the ass....
Read the below post... Can I help it? Obviously I am from corrupt stock. I mean, C'mon!
...Hanging on the telephone wire!
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