Thursday, February 02, 2006

The Empire's Deadliest Weapon

Greetings. I'd like to introduce you to Darth Lulu.

Darth Lulu is Commander of the Imperial Knee and Shin Guard, a secret shadow brigade charged with protecting the Emperor's lower extremities. Darth Lulu is known for her skill with the light saber, as well as pioneering the practical Edible Saber Grip, for those lengthy patrols. Darth Lulu is a deadly enemy to those who would attack the emperor below the belt. Do so at your peril! She is a force to be reckoned with, and should never be underestimated. She is a stealthy and fearless opponent.
With bootie ruffles. That will cut you.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tracy Lynn said...

I must IMMEDIATELY recruit that child into my Brigade of Infamy and Cuteness, alongside such charter members as Aly, Zoe , Sadie and Lydia.

Woe to the enemies of the Brigade!

My god, if she were any cuter, you'd have no choice but to eat her.

11:39 AM  
Blogger yucaree said...

hilarious! too cute and too funny. as one star wars family to another, well done on raising darth lulu. i expect she and the still immobile darth maya would make a great team of imperial knee and shin guards! and don't forget their deafening screams that can knock down any enemy.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Erica said...

Holy crap, your kids are cute! Seriously, how do you get anything done when they are always looking so adorable?

3:19 PM  

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