Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A moment of your time...

Attention Keira Knightley's underbite:

Please get your ass out of _Pride and Prejudice_. I do not appreciate your mesmerizingly jutty hideousness cluttering up one of my favorite love stories from, like, the WHOLE of LITerature.

Thank you. Very much.

Ta.

Oh, and one more thing. Take that basset-faced, pitiful excuse for a leading man with you. He can't hold a candle to Colin Firth.

6 Comments:

Blogger Candace said...

YES! And for crying out loud, aren't there like forty million movies about Pride and Prejudice ALREADY?

7:15 AM  
Blogger Tracy Lynn said...

Because nobody can be bothered to read the damn book! For chrissakes, it's a CLASSIC for a REASON.
Keira Knightley gives me hives.

7:35 AM  
Blogger lucylocket said...

In re your "Just Shoot Me If. . ."
post, I told my husband this weekend that if he ever sees me wearing a visor and a fanny pack he should purchase a large caliber handgun and use it on me. He could explain that it was a mercy killing.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Erica said...

Sing it, sister!

And yet...I still feel compelled to see it, even though I know it will suck like a Hoover.

8:04 PM  
Blogger grudge girl said...

I know. Me too.

1:37 PM  
Blogger yucaree said...

i have to admit, i haven't read "pride and prejudice" ... in fact, i don't think i've read one jane austen novel, even though i own like three of them. maybe i'll finally read them while i breastfeed.

and fyi, the movie got a really good review in the los angeles times. go figure.

4:59 PM  

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